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Dear Laura,
My name is Penelope; I'm a female Astro Norn with a problem: I'm in love
with a Grendel named Trouffel! It started when I saw him in the Norn Meso. It was love at first sight! When I gave him chocolates and flowers, Trouffel started reciting romantic poetry to me! We love each other so much, and would like to have kids, but I know that Grendels and Norns can't breed! What should I do?
- Nrn Luvs Grndl

Dear Nrn Luvs Grndl,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow things down a little bit! Kids are a biiig responsibility and you don?t sound ready to inseminate just yet. The more sensible thing to do would be to take things slow and steady and continue enjoying his company. I know it?s very easy to fall for someone who treats you so nicely and sweeps you off your feet with romantic poetry, (I mean, what female doesn?t love that?) but how do you know that you really want to spend the rest of your life with Trouffel? Just see how things go before you make any rash decisions for the future. You might realize later on that this is just puppy love and move on; love comes in all shapes and sizes.

- Laura