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Dear Laura,
My Ettin, Rama, thinks she's a pop diva superstar! Every night I hear her sing loudly on songs that don't make any sense at the time! My Norns haven't been getting any sleep, and they're getting even grumpier as drowsy Grendels slap them to keep themselves awake! How can I stop this madness?
- Not-so-handy Hand

Dear Not-so-handy Hand,
You could set up some convenient teleporters and instruct the Norns to send her off to a secluded part of the Ship whenever she starts to sing. Either that or be accommodating by giving her the blueprint for a sound proof recording studio. Whatever you decide to do, at least then she?ll be able to sing to her heart?s content without everybody making a mad rush for the aspirin. However, if it doesn?t work out for some reason and she still continues to keep your Norns awake with her constant renditions, maybe it's time to schedule a live tour... Off the Ship, of course.
- Laura