Dear Laura,
My Aqua Norn, Kai, keeps spanking all my other Norns! Grendels are cowering at the mention of his name! He even started spanking me, of all people! Everything is going crazy over here! What should I do!?!
- Spanky
Dear Spanky,
You are the Hand in a position of authority here, spank him back hard and see how he likes it! With any luck it may deter his fondness for spanking others when he realizes that it HURTS. If that fails, invest in several pairs of foam-padded underpants and attempt to ignore him.
- Laura