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Dear Laura,
My Norns are pummelling my Grendels with cheese! That made the Grendels really mad, so now they're coming with bazookas! What should I do?
- Cheesy

Dear Cheesy,
From where I?m sitting it seems apparent that your Norns and Grendels are showing the classic signs of being exposed to too many cartoons, so perhaps the media is to blame here for influencing their overly-active imaginations. Television can be notorious for giving the younger generation ideas. I?m certain that a correlation exists between superhero programming and the young mind, for I?ve witnessed young Nornlings jumping off high places with towels tied around their necks! Obviously your problem here is far more serious than the occasional bruised rump, so more stringent methods are called for. Take back some control by going to the agent control device and removing the bazookas and the TV set, and then separate the Norns from the Grendels, obviously they just can't get along at the moment. Give them some time to cool down, and explain to them why they're being punished and how things are going to be from now on. Get them out into the fresh air, so that they can channel their energy more constructively. They should be playing tag, or hide and seek.
- Laura