Dear Laura,
I'm 50 minutes old and I've discovered eternal youth! All of my friends are adults and I'm still a "baby" to the Hand. They've even started calling me "Shrimp!" What should I do?
- Shorty
Dear Shorty,
Invest in a pair of stilts and a top hat, I say. The top hat gives a sense of style and grace, a certain Cr?me de la Cr?me; certainly not traits that could be called "Shrimpy". If they start calling you "Shrimp On Toast" I think you should clip 'em round the ear though.
- Laura