Dear Laura,
Hi, my name is Perry Rod Norn, the purple Creatures 2 Norn. What the heck is a 'Grendel'?
- Perry Rod Norn
Dear Perry Rod Norn,
You claim to be a member of the Norn population, yet you do not know what a Grendel, the ultimate arch-nemesis to Nornkind, is? You've either had a very sheltered upbringing, or you're a human being pretending to be a Norn posting questions. If you are the latter, next time do your research before submitting to my humble column please, I am a very busy Norn. If you are in fact a Norn, be grateful that you have the blessing of not knowing what a Grendel is; you must?ve never encountered one before. Avoid going near the volcano and it should stay that way.
- Laura