Dear Laura,
The Hand was playing around with the splicer and spliced me from over different genetics. Norns, Grendels and Ettins everywhere laugh at me. Please help me!
- Unfortunate Norn
Dear Unfortunate Norn,
Your fellow Albian inhabitants are cruel laughing at you, and they should be ignored. But every cloud has a silver-lining; I?m thinking that your problem could be turned into a valuable asset if you adopt the right attitude. Have you ever considered donating your body to science? A genetic phenomenon like yourself can prove to be essential in aiding the research of the developers, scientists and genetic breeders in our Creatures Community. Just imagine it; an insight into the inner workings of your DNA could lead to the development of new geats, sprites, even Norn breeds! It really could make you famous. Plus, imagine the joys of living with those prone to such fabulous discoveries as honey-carrot drops and edible rubber balls!
I personally think it?s not a bad idea. Mull it over and consider discussing it with your Hand.
- Laura