Dear Laura,
I can't escape adolescent boys. I'm being chased by them. They're so immature and gross. How do I escape them without committing acts such as suicide or murder?
- Gorgeous Norn
Dear Gorgeous Norn,
Oh, ew. Gorgeous, I completely sympathise with your feelings, being a lady of charms myself. Of course, I have the advantage of Treehugger camouflage. If 'Mr. Lucky' - he wishes! - comes along, I dive into the nearest bush. Adolescent boys are sometimes prone to being driven by their newfound sex drive over all else. This does not mean that you owe any of them a kisspop. Stick with your girl-friends, as often boys will think twice about approaching a group of girls. It might also be worth asking your Hand to try to separate the least annoying boys from the pack; I find men can even become adorable, individually.
- Laura