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Dear Laura,
I'm a Norn, and my Hand hasn't been playing with me very much. I've noticed that she's been chanting "Skooma + Dagoth Ur = Fun" all day, and I heard from a Bondi Norn the other day that the Hand is playing something called 'Morrowind', or whatever. What can I do to convince the Hand that we're more important than her silly 'Morrowind'!?
- Eddaeck

Dear Eddaeck,
Perhaps it would grab your Hand's attention if you started to display similar antics. Maybe you could collect gadgets and pile them up into letters like they show on beaches when someone needs to be rescued? Or reprogramme the ship so that it churns out custard instead of water, and carrot cake elevators? If that fails to get her notice, try dressing up as various 'Morrowind' characters and then leave on an "adventure quest" out of the nearest portal. Maybe that way you'll find a Hand whose more attentive to your needs.

- Laura