Dear Laura,
Help me! My Hand just made me into a sprite thingy and told me it won't
wear off. The problem is my Hand never lies. I'm debating about running away or even killing my Hand. What should I do?
- Test Subject
Dear Test Subject,
Well, to take such drastic measures, like running away, or Handicide, is never a good idea! So just take a nice deep breath and calm down, Test Subject - you may find you like being a new species after all. The Hand probably just wants to introduce more variety into the population, and a new set of sprites is the way to go about it. So go on, try to enjoy being the new center of attraction and watch those heads turn in awe of you. 
- Laura