Dear Laura,
I saw myself in the mirror lately and my problem is that I'm only getting older and older! I think I might die soon! Is there anything I can do?
- Oldie
Dear Oldie,
Well, how about attending an anti-aging clinic, (the Medical Bay) for a few doses of Chemical 125? If that fails, you could always try some fur dye, or move to a winter habitat where you'll blend right in. I do think growing old has its advantages though. After all, you're wise and all the younger Norns should respect you and cater to your every need. 
- Laura