Dear Laura,
I am in pain! The Hand said he made me with a "Genatiks Cet" or something like that. From the day I was born, I have always felt pain! What can I do about this?
- Ow
Dear Ow,
Take an aspirin COB. And try not to have kids. As many an older Norn will tell you, it will only make the pain worse. 
- Laura