Dear Laura,
Is it really you? O, praise the heavens above! I was getting worried there. After having not heard from you in months, I was beginning to fear for your life. It's times like these, in a Norn's life, when you're really forced to re-evaluate your situation, and really think about what is important to you. It's taken me... A lot of thinking. A whole lot. But- I've sent you a bunch of flowers, hope you like roses! Anyway. I've been thinking, I'd like to catch up sometime. But not in the Norn Terrarium, too many people there. Maybe in the Kitchen, in Albia? You know I make a mean cup of Albian Coffee. I've even made a new crema- heh, look, I'm babbling. Sorry about that. Anyway. Hope you can make it. Oh, I need a question... that's right. I guess I did ask one, but, what colour suits me best, do you think?
- K'aeloree
Dear K'aeloree,
I'm terribly sorry K'ae, but as Trish once got an 'eloquent' invitation to join a 'fan' (read: STALKER) for a romantic evening by a cliff, I've always considered it prudent, and ethical, too, to avoid personal meetings through the column. And by the way, darling, green suits everyone. 
- Laura