Dear Laura,
My Hand has locked me in Ostrova, with some fierce Banshee water predators, and has injected some Norn torture agents, all because I said "eat hand".
- A Magma Norn
Dear A Magma Norn,
Psst... Just a little secret from one Norn to another... Our Hands tend to get touchy and mighty insecure (bless them) if you say anything about them other than "em love hand". Try saying the things it wants to hear, like, "no eat hand" and "eat food" and see if you're forgiven. If not, just face your fate like a hero, and think how fortunate you are that you won't have to be in your situation for much longer. Sheespeed!
- Laura