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Dear Laura,
It's currently very difficult to type, as my paws are stuck together. I have to type with ym noes. At the time, I was playing with the Hand's little funny tube that was laying around. It said 'Soopergloo' on it, or something. Now I can't seem to pull my paws apart! What do I do?! Is it amputation?! Will I ever use my paws again? Will I ever push the elevator buttons? What do I do!
- Sticky Norn

Dear Sticky Norn,
You type extraordinarily well for a Norn who's struggling to type with her toes.

With a talent like that, who knows what creative and artistic skills you can devote yourself to! But for now, try using your toes to do something more constructive than typing; why not try prising your paws apart with a sharp object? If that doesn't work then it's time to seek out your Hand's help and confess your sins. Maybe you won't be so eager to mess about with its possessions next time.
- Laura