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Dear Laura,
Why does everyone take pleasure in killing me? I haven't done anything wrong. I'm a pretty purple Norn. I'm too cute to die! Please tell the Handish to stop stuffing me in elevators and exploding things on me.
Sincerely Yours,
Eem... *explosion*
- Eem-Foo

Dear Eem-Foo,
Oh, the daily grind of being the official mascot and beta tester of C12DS. Didn't they fully brief you about your duties before you took the job? If not, that's disgraceful! I suggest you write a strongly-worded statement of complaint and register it with C.A.N.A., because they've deceived you and taken advantage of your helpful (if somewhat naive...) nature.

But for now, just invest in a flame retardant body suit and an iron lung, and hang in there soldier!
- Laura