Dear Laura,
     Hello, I used to be a Norn. Ever since the Hand returned from being AWOL to another planet, he has been injecting us Norns with animal genes from that strange world. My buddy has scales, a long tongue, and can change colors! Girlfriend? Feathers, a beak, and talons! And me? Well, I have huge horns, hooves instead of feet, and have an urge to say "Moo" and bash stuff. How can I make the Hand change us back?
- This Is Bull