Dear Laura,
Hello, I'm sure you remember me as the Hippie Norn. I'm back, with a vengeance! Prepare for utter annihilation! Prepare for the death of your Creampuffs! And don't get me started on Quack's Atomic Baloney!
- Green Norn
Dear Green Norn,
Old and tired joke detected. Commencing ignore mode. Seriously, I think you overrode your good taste chip on that one. 
- Laura