Dear Laura,
Hello. I am the head Ettin from the society Ettins Against Discrimination (EAD). Recently, the Hand of our world has taken an obvious opposing side to EAD. Whenever we held signs and protested in front of places with high Norn activity, the Hand locked us in airlocks and threatened to open them. Whenever our secret meetings were discovered by the Hand, it would tie us up and place us on the platform over the piranha pool, threatening to push the button (and sometimes doing so). There are other ways in which the Hand has made us silent, which include locking us in places and feeding us a seed a day, giving all protesters high amounts of alcohol so they can't think or protest right, and even telling Norns to spy on us. How can we change the Hand's ways, or should we just resort to violence?
- Persecuted Ettin
Dear Persecuted Ettin,
Just surrender all of their machinery that you've "borrowed" and nobody will continue to get hurt, I can assure you. What could you Ettins possibly want with a Pregnancy Indication Device anyway?
- Laura