Dear Laura,
Help! My "buddies" have locked me in an airlock with a bunch of Grendels. They thought it would be a good joke! Em really in pain. Retreat Grendel!
- A Worried Ettin
Dear A Worried Ettin,
Before we go any further, it's important that you keep a clear head. There are no bars for you to squeeze through and escape, and manic wall-bonking will only result in you being unconcious, and you really don't want that when you're trapped in an airlock with a posse of Grendels, do you? No, I say, try to make the best of this time and build a rapport with your fellow captives - play a game of 'Twister'! I imagine that watching you and bunch of Grendels putting "right paw red" would be quite amusing. Hang in there!
- Laura