Dear Laura,
Beh g graaaah. Beh extremly angry. Beh hit norn.
- Beh
Dear Beh,
This is not a question, nor is this column a venting board for your violent musings. You obviously have some issues but I am no specialist in Grendel psychiatry. No, someone of your temperament would benefit from the expertise of a friend of mine, Dr. Ron, but he's away in Outer Mongolia at the moment. He's collecting gene samples to aid research for sick Outer Mongolian hunchbacked Doozers, a highly noble cause.
- Laura