Dear Laura,
Help! I'm a hungry Grendel living in the upper regions of the Jungle Terrarium, and I can't find anything to eat. I've tried to improvise, attempting to eat the teleporter, the elevator, even myself! But I've found that metallic objects don't taste very good, and eating myself is painful! I've tried appealing to the Hand, by telling it how hungry I am, but it responded by taking away all of the mushrooms and seeds! I'm getting very hungry, please help!
- Grndl
Dear Grndl,
You know, I don't think the Hand likes you, just a thought. Life isn't always fair and you've got the raw end of the deal. If you're brave enough, you could always go fishing for piranhas, I hear they're rich in protein... and also easier to digest than the Ark's equipment.
Good luck, I think you'll be needing it!
- Laura