Dear Laura,
Hi! I'm a coloured Magma Norn and I live in the Norn Meso with my friend Arnold. Recently, the Hand started saying "push norn" to us. It's embarrassing. What should I do?
- Arei
Dear Arei,
I think I have a very good idea about the Hand's motives here. Ahem. It's time that you got to know Arnold better, Arei. Why not try to spend some quality time with him? Taking a walk in the bramboo would be a fine idea, as it'll allow you both to sort out your feelings, and should you discover that you do indeed have feelings for each other... Well, the bramboo does grow thickly which is very convenient isn't it?
I hope you two do manage to get it together. Your parents will be thrilled, with you being betrothed and everything. It may seem very weird now, but trust me, it'll make perfect sense later on.
- Laura