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Dear Laura,
I believe you just gave Orfeo some bad advice. Although he may not be able to put creature eggs in the Quirky Cookie Machine, he can put them in the Quirky Omelette Maker. This spews out different flavoured omelettes for Norns to join, and you can add extra items as seasoning, such as apples and grass seeds. Perfect for those of you who want to experience Norn cannibalism. I think you should apologise to Orfeo and provide him with a link this amazing contraption.
Yours evilly,
- Addman

Dear Addman,
You are either delusional or just plain barking. There is no such thing as a 'Quirky Omelette Maker', you were probably dreaming my dear. I guess that's bound to happen when you hang around the Evil Council cronies for too long. I believe my advice was sound; please do not undermine my authority as Agony Aunt. My advice is always correct, especially where Norn psychology and behavioural issues are concerned, my PhD in this makes me Dr. Laura. Thus, I command you repent and apologise to me. But please, if you have any further complaints about my work, put them in writing, (preferably using the Ask Laura? 'Greener than Green Pen') then crumple up the paper and drop it into the nearest bin.
Yours sincerely,
- Laura