Dear Laura,
I was raising assorted Norns on my docked Docking Station game, and I got a green Magma Norn through the Warp. It looked harmless enough, so I checked it with the HoverDoc and then introduced it to the others. After five minutes half of the other Norns had died of some disease, they were all different. So I sent the green Magma Norn back, but then the remaining Zebra Norns starting producing green Magmas! What just happened?
- Meep
Dear Meep,
I warned you all, I said the Green Norns were to be avoided, that they influence the young with their carefree, rebellious ways, but did you listen to me? No! You should have killed it; now it has the chance to spread the evils of existentialism and 'hippieness' through the Warp! You may have doomed all of Nornkind with your thoughtless sending! Well, I?m sorry, you guys completely ignored my advice, you?re on your own with this one.
- Laura