Dear Laura,
I have a green Norn, is it a different type of breed?
- Jake
Dear Jake,
The 'Green' (also known as 'Hippie') Norns have been sighted recently invading our stations. They are all vegetarians, and often wear psychedelic heart and flower designs. Avoid them at all costs; they will introduce your other Norns to existentialism, something which can de deadly in the right doses. Of course, I could just be pulling your leg...
The more plausible (and more likely) reason could simply be that your Norn has a genetic defect or mutation, and has inherited a green pigment gene from its parents.
- Laura