Dear Laura,
My Norn thinks he?s a mime. I am becoming a bit concerned because he was pretending to be the Shee statue. He was very convincing actually, maybe a bit too convincing as he hasn?t moved an inch for two weeks! However, he is starting to smell? well, funny. How can I make him move again so he can take a shower?
- Concerned Owner
Dear Concerned Owner,
If your Norn refuses to move, try distracting him with some cheese or his favourite toys. If that doesn't help, try prodding him with the hand, picking him up or perhaps even exporting him! If he really won't move, try taking the shower to him instead. Get out your garden hose COB and spray him good!
- Laura