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Dear Laura,
My husband has been spending a lot of time on this site, reading your column, and hasn't been paying me as much attention as he used to do. He hasn't been picking me carrots, or taking me for long strolls along the Ettin Beach, and, dare I say it? The fire and passion has gone from our kisspops! He has even written in, declaring his undying love for you, when he has me at home. Juliet extremely sad. How can I win him back from your siren call?
- A Jilted Juliet

Dear A Jilted Juliet,
I'm sure he didn't mean it. Male Norns sometimes let their emotions get the better of them. Let him feel the weight of your displeasure; give him the 'silent treatment' for a while, and refuse to cook him dinner. Let him fend for himself for a little while. He'll come crawling back, don't you worry! I'm certain that he feels extremely sorry and wishes he could take it all back.
- Laura