Dear Laura,
I have become interested in this "Ask Laura? Atomiser Cannon", and I was wondering would it rip up some wild waves if shot at the water? And could you decrease the price, just a little? I wanna surf and find Cheese Banks to threaten, see?
- Jac... Erm... Random Norn
Dear Jac... Erm... Random Norn,
Funny you should mention that, I have personally placed one of my Atomiser Cannons on a three day eBay listing. New and unpealed! So far there's been no bids but, considering all the work I've put into this, I think the 'Buy It Now' price is more than reasonable. Some say it's just a banana, but I wouldn't believe everything you hear. As for your surfing ambitions, I would suggest that you make a seaworthy surfboard first; otherwise you may very well drown. I can't say that I approve of your ambition to raid the Cheese Banks, though. But anyway, happy bidding, and good luck! 
- Laura