Dear Laura,
My love, our epic saga seems to go on into an eternity, for I was not in my right mind when I abandoned you at the altar, for the foul temptress, 'Kitten', had enflamed my passions with accursed potions which spoke of lust and betrayal! Do not judge me, I beg of you, but find it in your heart to let me at least stay by your side as honoured guardian and protector! Laura, it would fill the rest of my days to be by your side helping you in your epic endeavors. But, companion or not, go forth with the knowledge buried deep that I love you still, though the Veils of Treachery do keep us apart!
- Liam
Dear Liam,
The 'Veils of Treachery'? Liam, the only veil that keeps us apart is the one I wore during mine and AquaShee's wedding. I have no doubts as to the accursed potions used by 'Kitten', and I cannot help but pity you. After all, all red-blooded male Norns become putty in the hands of a female offering the darkest desires of one's imagination. However, you were meant to love me, and it was your duty to suppress your animalistic desires of lust and betrayal in our best interest. I am sorry Liam, but what if another temptress doth cross our path during the course of our epic journey? I cannot afford for you to go AWOL whilst satisfying your lust. My epic endeavours are my own, and, because of such, I shall go forth without you.
- Laura