Dear Laura,
For so long I have worshipped you from afar. Your beauty, grace, intelligence and killer sense of humour. Will you make me the happiest Norn in the world, by consenting to meet with me?
- Yours forever, Romeo
Dear Yours forever, Romeo,
Oh Romeo, Romeo...
I am so very sorry, but I am afraid I'm somewhat already attached to AquaShee, Lord of all oceans blue. You see, when Liam cruelly jilted me and left me standing at the altar, my Lord came to my rescue and swore that from then on, I shall forever be his. And of course, I accepted. Being the fair young maiden that I am, always eager for a good whirlwind romance, I just couldn't tear myself away from his fiendishly handsome beard, or his crazy jellyfish thing! Hence, he took me upon his noble steed, and we both rode off into the sunset. We've never looked back since. I did love Liam; my cup runneth over with love for him in fact, but now my cup has been emptied and a little residue is all that remains. So you see regretfully, it is with a heavy heart that I must turn down your most generous proposal. I am sorry that I cannot be the Norn of your dreams, but I shall also remind you, that there are many pebbles on the beach and other fish in the sea. Never lose hope Romeo, there is no reason why the right Norn shouldn't come along.
- Laura