Strangeo Forum |
|
Fortunately/Unfortunately II 1 | 2 | |
|
Lodestar
Doringo
|
6/29/2017 | |
Fortunately, there was a robot giant man-eating iguana also stomping on tokyo, who doesn't get along with the first one. |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
|
6/29/2017 | |
Unfortunately, they began a contest to see who could do the most damage. |
Peppery One
Papriko
|
7/3/2017 | |
Fortunately, they didn't get very far, as most buildings have been godzilla-proofed at this point, which also includes giant iguanas.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
|
7/4/2017 | |
Unfortunately, there was a tiny, helpless kitten directly in the path of the giant iguanas! |
althalus99
|
8/6/2017 | 2 |
Fortunately, it was warp-capable, and hightailed it out of there to Qo'nos at Warp 9.95.
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
Lodestar
Doringo
|
8/8/2017 | |
Unfortunately, it warped into the sun. |
xrainxofxbloodx
|
8/10/2017 | |
Fortunately, the sun had gone supernova centuries ago.
Don't forget. Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember her, you are not alone. |
Lodestar
Doringo
|
8/18/2017 | |
Unfortunately, the sun had collapsed into a deadly black hole due to alien activity (normally it takes over a million years). |
althalus99
|
11/14/2017 | |
Fortunately, the god of their universe - who looked suspiciously like a British Creatures fan who disappears for months on end - swooped in and evaporated the black hole (normally that takes TRILLIONS of years).
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
|
11/15/2017 | |
Unfortunately, he knocked several planets out of their orbits in the process. |
Wee Scrivener
Trell
|
11/15/2017 | |
Fortunately, they were able to realign quite easily.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
Peppery One
Papriko
|
11/18/2017 | |
Unfortunately, they aligned all in a line, triggering an ancient prophecy that shall eradicate all life.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
Lodestar
Doringo
|
1/15/2018 | |
Fortunately, almost a month passed without the apocalypse being initiated, leading many to believe that the prophecy was a hoax. |
althalus99
|
1/18/2018 | |
Unfortunately, they were wrong and would have realised, if they had actually READ the prophecy that it was due to start 1.5 months after the planetary alignment.
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
fuzzlet
|
1/19/2018 | |
Fortunately, a few people had the foresight to prepare and the generosity to help others. |
Tea Queen
Laura
Administrator
|
1/19/2018 | |
Unfortunately, the generosity of those people was taken for granted. |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
|
1/23/2018 | |
Fortunately, they were as forgiving as they were generous. |
Lodestar
Doringo
|
1/25/2018 | |
Unfortunately, this forgiveness led to some hospital appointments. |
fuzzlet
|
2/10/2018 | |
Fortunately, the hospital staff are very good at what they do |
althalus99
|
3/15/2018 | 1 |
Unfortunately, 1.5 months had now passed and the world ended.
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
xrainxofxbloodx
|
3/16/2018 | |
Fortunately, there was a post-apocalyptic group of survivors.
Don't forget. Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember her, you are not alone. |
fuzzlet
|
3/17/2018 | |
Unfortunately, they are having trouble with finding resources |
althalus99
|
3/17/2018 | 2 |
Fortunately, they are not above cannibalism.
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
xrainxofxbloodx
|
3/25/2018 | |
Unfortunately, their numbers started dwindling at an alarming rate.
Don't forget. Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember her, you are not alone. |
felinorn
|
5/24/2018 | |
Fortunately, they learned to cultivate the land.
Creatures, and Civilization? I'll pay good money to have Norns form Nations and Cultures! |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
|
5/25/2018 | |
Unfortunately, the soil was highly radioactive and contaminated with high levels of heavy metals and toxic chemicals. |
Peppery One
Papriko
|
9/11/2018 | |
Fortunately, it was the fictional kind of radiation and heavy metals, the kind that gives you super powers instead of tumors.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
Lodestar
Doringo
|
9/28/2018 | |
Unfortunately, the easy access of super powers resulted in abuse of said powers, creating Supervillains. |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
|
9/29/2018 | |
Fortunately, they were harmless supervillains, concerned with trivial matters such as collecting hats. |
Solariana
|
10/14/2018 | |
Unfortunately, they were SO obsessed with their collections that they bought up ALL the hats, leaving none for anyone else
Drawing today! |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
|
10/15/2018 | |
Fortunately, an enterprising young Grendel opened a brand new hat shop and began selling custom hats - with a limit of one per customer! |
Peppery One
Papriko
|
10/16/2018 | |
Unfortunately, the villains were very successful at creating fake accounts in the online store, ordering more and more and more hats!
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
|
10/16/2018 | |
Fortunately, the online store crashed due to the high volume of traffic, leaving ordering in person as the only option. |