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althalus99
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1/25/2014 | |
Fortunately, the bulldozer had a limited A.I installed so reacted appropriately and bulldozed the rubble.
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
Senior Wrangler
Nutter
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1/25/2014 | |
Unfortunately, the AI went a bit loopy and the bulldozer raged out of control... |
Wee Scrivener
Trell
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1/25/2014 | |
Fortunately, it raged right into a post and died.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
Arnout
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1/26/2014 | |
Unfortunately, there was a red button behind the post. Fire in 10, 9, 8... |
Wee Scrivener
Trell
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1/26/2014 | |
Fortunately, the red button only set off some confetti.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
LoverIan
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3/23/2014 | |
Unfortunately, the confetti was made of sulfuric acid
beep |
Code Monkey
evolnemesis
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3/23/2014 | |
Fortunately, her deaf friend knew a secret powerful pineapple yo-yo spin move that could make enough of a breeze to blow away the confetti.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
LoverIan
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3/24/2014 | |
Unfortunately, the police noticed the deaf friend start using the move, which was banned in many universes due to the lack of morality, and the gratuitous nudity the move used.
beep |
althalus99
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3/24/2014 | |
Fortunately, the acid confetti blew in their direction causing them to run away.
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
Code Monkey
evolnemesis
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3/24/2014 | |
Unfortunately, after running away, they called for the national guard, who showed up in tanks.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
althalus99
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3/24/2014 | 1 |
Fortunately the tanks fell apart when one of the soldiers sneezed, since Britain's defence budget is currently two goats and a turnip.
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
LoverIan
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3/24/2014 | |
Unfortunately they were carrying the goats and the turnip, that were actually super powered, due to gamma radiation
beep |
Code Monkey
evolnemesis
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3/24/2014 | 1 |
Fortunately, one of the super-powered goats ate the irradiated turnip, and the reaction made it grow to enormous size, turn purple, and go berserk, trampling all the soldiers.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
geckogirl191
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3/27/2014 | |
Unfortunately, the giant berserking mutated super-powered goat charged towards our heroes. |
althalus99
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3/27/2014 | |
Fortunately, a wormhole randomly opened up which the goat promptly ran straight through before it closed.
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
Code Monkey
evolnemesis
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3/27/2014 | |
Unfortunately the wormhole opening and closing destabilized the fabric of space/time in the area, and several rifts to alternate universes started forming and expanding, one of which threatened to swallow up our heroes.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
Tarilithina
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4/2/2014 | |
Fortunately, one of those universes was filled with space/time specialists, who came through to close the rifts.
Hi! |
Slohse
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4/2/2014 | |
Unfortunately, The specialists where from a different universe and did not know English. also, they didn't have arms.
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Wee Scrivener
Trell
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4/3/2014 | |
Fortunately, they could communicate telepathically.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
Tarilithina
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4/3/2014 | |
Unfortunately, their method of telepathy relied on secondary brains stored in their arms.
Hi! |
Code Monkey
evolnemesis
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4/3/2014 | |
Fortunately, their arms were used to doing things on their own, and managed to come through separately and close the rifts themselves.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
Tarilithina
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4/3/2014 | |
Unfortunately, while everyone else was preoccupied with the rifts, the remaining goat ate the pineapple.
Hi! |
althalus99
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4/3/2014 | |
Fortunately, another one fell through the last rift before it closed.
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
Slohse
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4/4/2014 | |
Unfortunately, the goat ate that one too.
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Tarilithina
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4/4/2014 | |
Fortunately, the pineapple had gained magical powers by traveling through the rifts, and simply reset itself to a point before it had been eaten.
Hi! |
Wee Scrivener
Trell
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4/4/2014 | |
Unfortunately, it ripped a hole in time and space because pineapples aren't that smart.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
Code Monkey
evolnemesis
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4/5/2014 | |
Fortunately, the extra-dimensional arms were still around to close the hole.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
Slohse
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4/6/2014 | |
Unfortunately, the giant goat got scared by the rift and rampaged through town.
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Peppery One
Papriko
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4/6/2014 | 2 |
Fortunately, with said rampage, a new popular video game was born!
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
Wee Scrivener
Trell
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4/6/2014 | |
Unfortunately, this did nothing to help the situation.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
Tarilithina
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4/6/2014 | |
Fortunately, the goat soon had its fill of rampaging, and got tired and took a nap instead.
Hi! |
Code Monkey
evolnemesis
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4/6/2014 | |
Unfortunately, the government decided at that point that their only option to save the rest of the country from any possible spread of the rampant space-time rifts, extra-dimensional floating arms, and rampaging super-powered goats was to launch a nuke which would wipe out the entire area.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
Wee Scrivener
Trell
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4/7/2014 | |
Fortunately, the goat had eaten all nuclear weapons in its rampage.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
althalus99
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4/7/2014 | |
Unfortunately, they all exploded inside the goat which miraculously didn't harm it but did leave it's burps forever infused with enough nuclear power to knock down a wall.
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
Wee Scrivener
Trell
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4/7/2014 | |
Fortunately, they were able to send the goat away and get on with their quest.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
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