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 Code Monkey evolnemesis  |
Fortunately, the virus had developed self-awareness, and developed its own auto-pilot algorithms to prevent the destruction of its new host, the quadcopter. "For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
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 Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Unfortunately, the self-aware virus was now hellbent on world domination. |
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 Peppery One Papriko |
Fortunately, the quadcopter had no way of sending out data, so the virus was confined in it. Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Unfortunately, the frustrated virus made the quadcopter explode, scattering flaming wreckage everywhere. |
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 punkmogwai |
Fortunately, the flaming wreckage landed in the ocean. |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Unfortunately, there was no water in the ocean, since the hand had injected an agent to make it liveable for air-breathing creatures. |
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 Lodestar Doringo  |
Fortunately, this was the equivilant of dumping the wreckage in a large, empty landfill. |
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 VioletGrendel |
Unfortunately, this produced a lot of unpleasant side effects, such as methane gas leakage. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Code Monkey evolnemesis |
Fortunately, there is no 'methane' room type, and the chemical is unused in Creatures' genetics, so the methane didn't cause the creatures any problems with breathing or anything else. "For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
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VioletGrendel |
Unfortunately, it still caused the room to blow up. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Peppery One Papriko |
Fortunately, the explosion script was faulty and healed instead of injured them. Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
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Lodestar Doringo |
Unfortunately the pain inflicting part still worked, and it was very painful! |
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Code Monkey evolnemesis |
Fortunately, they all had a mutation that made the pain chemical give reward instead of actually increasing their pain drives. "For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
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VioletGrendel |
Unfortunately, they were so mutated that they died of reward drive. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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punkmogwai |
Fortunately the hand had rescued a few creatures by exporting them before the whole methane explosion thing happened. |
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Code Monkey evolnemesis |
Unfortunately, the hard drive was messed up, so the .creature files were irretrievably corrupted. "For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
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VioletGrendel |
Fortunately, the hand had a time machine. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Unfortunately, it could only take them into the future. |
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punkmogwai |
Fortunately, they went to a time in the future when another time machine had been invented that could go to the past. |
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VioletGrendel |
Unfortunately, the other time machine needed a pineapple to work. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Peppery One Papriko |
Fortunately, pineapples are not an endangered species at all and, as such, survived until then pretty well. Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
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VioletGrendel |
Unfortunately, they grew on the other side of the world. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Fortunately, there was a nearby store that sold imported pineapples. |
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Lodestar Doringo |
Unfortunately, there was only one box left on the shelves, and a nornish stranger is reaching for it! |
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Code Monkey evolnemesis |
Fortunately, one of the pineapples happened to be sentient. Being also both telepathic and quite interested in time machines itself, it hopped out of the box into their hands, and introduced itself mentally as Greg. ... and we've come full circle, lol... "For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Unfortunately, Greg was kind of a jerk. |
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VioletGrendel |
Fortunately, he was only a pineapple. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Unfortunately, by that point in time pineapples had evolved a mechanism to shoot spiky projectiles. |
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punkmogwai |
Fortunately the hand (or whoever the protagonist is now  ) was wearing armor that protected them from the projectiles. |
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Code Monkey evolnemesis |
Unfortunately, the armor was wasted because Greg didn't feel like shooting his spikes at that particular moment and was more interested in traveling to any other time to get away from the fruit stand. "For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
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Lodestar Doringo |
Fortunately, Greg was very useful to have around as his telepathic presence would cause any malicious psychics (such as that mind-flayer from earlier) to have difficulty hurting the group through direct psychic assault. |
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VioletGrendel |
Unfortunately, he had also just eaten a large sleeping tablet. If pineapples can eat :p. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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punkmogwai |
Fortunately he could still power the time machine while asleep. |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Unfortunately, the time machine needed electricity to work, and the world had just been plunged into a catastrophic energy crisis due to peak oil and freak weather patterns. |
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VioletGrendel |
Fortunately, there was a solar farm nearby. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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