Creatures Caves

Entry - One

Location - Planet 14 - unknown

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Hello diary.

I am S.A.M.999, Specialized Artificial Mentality unit nine, version nine, prototype nine.

Until today, my function was to serve as a repair-geat and tea-fetcher aboard the shee exploratory starship.

However, the ship appears to have exploded. This is in no way my fault. I am forced to assume sheeish error, or possibly a cup of tea spilled on control equipment as the likely cause.

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REVIEW FUNCTIONS -

• Fetch tea and/or cookies for any shee aboard the ship at their request.
• Repair damage to the ship.
• Aid scientific mission as per Shee Intergalactic Research Institute rules.
• Tend to experimental subjects recovered by mission.

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~~• Fetch tea and/or cookies for any shee aboard the ship at their request.~~
ERROR - the ship no longer exists. If the continued existence of the shee aboard it has somehow taken place this is unknown.

~~• Repair damage to the ship.~~
ERROR - ship exploded.

~~• Aid scientific mission as per Shee Intergalactic Research Institute rules.~~
ERROR - ship exploded. Shee Intergalactic Research Institute insurance rules have been violated.

~~• Tend to experimental subjects recovered by mission.~~
GOAL - Calculating